Patriotism at it’s wire-tapping best

The US Patriot Act is a pile of garbage and a wast of paper. With internet anonymity up in the air, I feel that US patriot act should be brought. Let me first bring up the point of the matter of fact that the bill itself was actually a book roughly the size of War & Peace. Now that’s all dandy and everything, but why was it ratified within a week of it being opened. Anyone on this earth would have trouble reading something that big, that quickly. And we all know that congress spends an over-excessive amount of time arguing with itself about every issue that ever arises.

The Patriot Act basically states that after 9/11, anyone that is even thought to be a terrorist immediately has their phones tapped, taking away the rights our forefathers gave us. This sounds fairly similar to events that happened in a certain town known as Salem, and something to do with witches. Hmmm, has the United States taken a step back? Probably, much like the18th Amendment and the 21st Amendment . That was a serious waste of time

Just Because…

This video probably incorporates 2 of my favorite things in the world, drumming and football. How sweet is that? This is a remix of the NFL trumpet intro with Travis Barker (my personal hero) and DJ AM that was made for the latest Super Bowl. Check it out:

Take Away his Nobel!!!

Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on “global warming” in the past few years.  As far as Minnesota is concerned, global warming still has yet to set in the fair land of 10,000 lakes.  This is actually one of the coldest winters on record, especially since El Nino struck back in the late 90’s.

El Nino made our temperature fairly warm (that’s above freezing for us here) and a lack of snow.  The past few years, we’ve had high temperatures until January, then a blizzard, and in Febuary came ridiculously cold temperatures, then about six or seven more blizzards until spring rolled in.  This winter, we have had more snow than my small brain can remember.  We’ve also been rollercoastering up and down in temperature for the past two months, going from 38 down to -7 easily over night.  This may sounds like whining, and if you think so, then you suck.

Al Gore actually possesses a machine that is capable of changing weather patterns and climates, and after he won his Nobel, he decided to turn it off.  Now, global warming doesn’t exist.  That dirty rat.

Proof that psychics are real

This is pretty much proof that psychics are real…thanks Kenny!

An Explanation.

    When someone signs on to the great website known as Youtube, one can’t help but spend several hours, gazing into a computer screen, drooling like a helpless moron.  The problem with said drooling is that it can manage to make your time do do stuff, well….drooly.  Most people think it has something to do with the fact that one video references another, so must check out another video that references something else.  This can go on for hours, or even days if you have nothing better to do.

But here is a new theory, published only right here, instead of somewhere that’s actually important.  Html coding is used to make a website better, right?  Well that is what at play here.  There is a secret code, embedded in each video, that has managed to create a fifth dimensional tear(for those of you that don’t know what the fifth dimension is, it’s time and space).  This code was made by the CIA for brainwashing originally, but a geek hacker named Herman managed to crack the code.  He then sold the code to three former-paypal employees, who in turn killed Herman.

The code is known by these three and the CIA only.  Paypal was created by the CIA anyways.  Youtube became an epidemic that has forced several hours of homework, cleaning time, work, and pretty much anything else used in time to become completely obsolete.

Soon, God will end up on Youtube.  He’s already created a myspace account, as seen here:

Now you will watch youtube eternally until the end of time.

Rap Music

One of today’s most popular music formats is what has become known as Rap. It has it’s not-so-humble beginnings in the mid-80’s and was made popular by a group named N.W.A. (Niggas with Attitude). Rap was originally much like the European punk music of the early 70’s, with bands such as the Sex Pistols and The Clash. The music was originally used to make a statement about how crappy one person’s or one social group’s life could be. The Euro-Punk tended to be more spoken for the people in post war England, while the city was still trying to rebuild itself. The poor and homeless were the main target. Anti-Establishment messages were the hit of the parade.

Rap was aimed at African-American groups living in inner-city neighborhoods such as Brooklyn, The Bronx, and Compton. It wasn’t only meant to empower those of the black community and spread a message, but it was also used to help break done racial barriers. But, in the recent years, Rap has actually established more stereotypes than ever before.

Take for instance… Lil’ Jon and the Ying-Yang Twins’ song “Git Low”

What a worthless piece of crap. I really wanted to find a new reason to find whores and have sex with them and get a million and a half diseases. This is terrible. I can’t even finish, this is ridiculously suggestive and stereotypical. No wonder people look at African Americans in such a negative light.

A strange Youtube Series

I accidentally stumbled upon a new web series on youtube known as “Retarded Policeman.” What can I say about this…The guy in the video is retarded, literally. He has down syndrome and likes to shed light on his disorder. This is one those weird instances where you don’t know what to think. It’s like you wanna laugh, because you’re supposed to, but then your conscience catches up to you and you feel bad about laughing. But, isn’t that what you’re supposed to be doing in the first place. Anyways, thanks Retard Policeman for being my first blog on people portraying stereotypes through themselves.